For us plebeians, the prospect of spending a vacation lounging on a yacht is the stuff of fantasies. But boats are hard! Maybe you get seasick, or are tired of peeing in a teeny toilet, or are pretty sure sails work by witchcraft. And what about the Bermuda Triangle! Oh man, no wonder all these celebrities look unimpressed to be on vacation.
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Russell Crowe
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Russell Crowe is on a boat with Oprah (with her back to us in the orange shirt) and still looks like "meh, this is fine."
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Lindsay Lohan
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Lohan was attending the 63rd International Venice Film Festival, and got to drive away in a gondola, which she was just okay with.
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Bella Hadid
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Another day, another floor-length gown on the water.
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Rihanna
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You think a boat is gonna impress the GOAT?
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Leonardo DiCaprio
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Your boo boo Leo DiCaprio is over this charming yacht brunch.
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Selena Gomez
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Gomez and friend Cara Delevigne took a yacht vacation together, during which both of them managed to look like this was just a normal Tuesday or something.
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Cara Delevigne
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Yup, just another day.
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Michelle Rodriguez
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Ibiza? More like I-blah-za.
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Queen Elizabeth
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The Queen has a ship named after her, so the bar is high to impress her.
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Beyonce and Jay-Z
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This is a shot of Beyonce and Jay-Z taking a boat off of their other boat to get to their private jet.
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Hailey Baldwin
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Yawning! Yawning on a boat!
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Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner
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How many yachts do you think these sisters have been on in their lives? When does the novelty wear off, around yacht 50?